Lena. Vienna, Austria. Frank Turner, The Sleeping Souls and Green Day are my favorites. Potterhead & Whovian. My head is constantly circling around planning my next Frank Turner gig. Dreaming of studying in the UK.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
And I wag my tail. And I’ll be a good girl.
They forgot to walk me this morning. They were too busy changing the world.
Hello friends,
Just in case you missed it last week, you can buy tickets for our London headline gig this September 11th with the amazing The Smith Street Band from here:
http://apologiesihavenone.limitedrun.com/tickets/12336-11-9-13-apologies-i-have-none-uk-the-smith-street-band-aus-birthdays-dalston
Please share this with as many people as possible.
A lot of tickets have gone already, but we’d really like to sell it out well in advance as I’m trying to book Taylor Swift as opener and her agent says she is a fair bit of dough!
Speaking of Swifty, the more beady-eyed amongst you may have noticed that the picture I posted last week of her was in fact fake.
Behold the genuine one!Cheers,
J.
But everybody needs, everyone needs a little shock sometimes.
UK I’m coming!
Looks like I’ll be in England at the beginning of September, helping a friend who is moving to Brighton with her flat.
And this means…. I’ll be able to see Apolgies I Have None & The Smith Street Band in London on September 11th!
WOOOHOOO I’M SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED - THE SMITH STREET BAND!! This is going to be brilliant, I love both of these bands so much!
Joey Ramone 1951-2001
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I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”
OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT
all of the above ^^
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i was not aware they had rap music in the 1920s
Gatsby says ‘old sport’ 47 times within that movie im done
i’ll bet u guys anything if gatsby ever had a kid, he would name him/her old sport
new drinking game. take a shot whenever Jay Gatsby says old sport.